Rock & Roll Haiku No. 8

You think you've got a
pretty face, but the rest of
you is out of place.

--"Fox on the Run," Sweet

Rock & Roll Haiku No. 7

Wild thing, I think I
love you, but I wanna know
for sure. So come on.


--the Troggs

Rock & Roll Haiku No. 6

All you did was wreck
my bed, and in the morning
kick me in the head.


--Rod Stewart

Rock & Roll Haiku No. 5

If I stay, there will
be trouble. And if I go,
there will be double.


--the Clash

Rock & Roll Haiku No. 4

Someone left the cake
out in the rain. I don’t think
that I can take it.


-- Richard Harris

Rock & Roll Haiku No. 3

A gathering of
angels appeared above my
head. They sang to me.


--Styx

Rock & Roll Haiku No. 2

Whoa-oh, here she comes.
Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up.
Whoa-oh, here she comes.

--Hall & Oates